Gather around children and I shall tell thee the wonderous tale of Pantsmas. Yearly, in the time of the cold, families bring in holiday firs and adorn their homes in lights. Sweet smells of cookies fill the air, and children are tucked away in their beds. For in the midst of the night the Pantsmas Raccoon visits every boy and girl! If the elders of the house set out garbage and half-eaten sandwiches the Pantsmas Raccoon will tack up large pants filled to the waist with gifts for every member of the family! But beware, if this simple act of goodwill is not met, the Stuff Faerie will come to the aid of the Raccoon and steal your shit.
Merry Pantsmas to all and to all a good night.
Merry Pantsmas to all and to all a good night.
1 comment:
I fear the fairy! You draw animals well. :)
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